" spalls "

 [ "Spalled" ]

1: (past tense) (adverb) to form a mental image with devious intent, to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy - "It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place." Guy - "So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it." 

 [ "Spall" ]

1: A random 'spam' call from a company that doesn't leave information about what they are calling for. This burns up cell phone minutes you are paying for.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex: This is the 3rd damn Spall I've had today. I am expecting important phone calls, but I just keep getting Spalled!" 

 [ "Spall" ]

1: The word used to replace "Spell" when mocking someone and their inability to spell correctly

  * e.g.,  ... Idiot number one: dude your a retarad Idiot number two: Says the kid who can't even spall retard correctly 

 [ "Spalls" ]

1: Used in place of profane words in chat rooms. A male who is slapping his balls.

  * e.g.,  ... SPALLS..... That chick was HOT! 

 [ "Spall Bag" ]

1: Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

  * e.g.,  ... *One office collogue to another* 

 [ "Timothy Spall" ]

1: Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"

  * e.g.,  ... Sell, sell, fucking sell!!! 

 [ "spalling" ]

1: The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.

  * e.g.,  ... Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.