" smoothened "

 [ "smoothening" ]

1: When EC2 Spot, Amazon's spare capacity compute at a discount, switched from bidding to max price. Cost-per-hour and instance interruptions both got smoother. Spot users were, and still are, as smooth as possible. Coined by an appreciative (and marginally hilarious) customer.

  * e.g.,  ... After The Smoothening, EC2 Spot customers saved even more on their cloud computing without even trying. 

 [ "smoothener" ]

1: Another word for the Erase tool in Photoshop. If you're a retard that doesn't have knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was photoshopping the other day, and my buddy told me to use the smoothener. I instantly called him an idiot, and proceeded to write this definition. 

 [ "The Smoothening" ]

1: A worldwide event that will occur in the far future in which every living person will undergo surgery to remove their genetalia, leaving only a smooth patch of skin in its place. (Like a Barbie doll, but on human beings) This will bring about a new, genderless version of the Human race.

  * e.g.,  ... As a result of the smoothening, the world sure is a better place! People are happier without sexual impulses, and there is less descrimination too! 

 [ "Chocolate Smoothener" ]

1: That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

  * e.g.,  ... Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.