" slugfests "

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1: Noun

  * e.g.,  ... watch clay guida and diego sanchez fight. its a slugfest watch kimbo slice beat up people in backyards. its a slugfest 

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2: In mma fight, boxing/kickboxing both fighters simultaneously exchange strikes with fist until someone gets knocked out.

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1: According to George Carlin, Slugfest is a festival which is held once a year. 100 000 macho muscle men are gathered and are put inside a big 17-acre dirt arena. For 24 hours non-stop they beat the shit out of eachother, no food or water, they are only given whisky and PCP. When there is one left standing, he is put on a pedestal and shot in the head.

  * e.g.,  ... Mikey went to slugfest and got a whisky bottle with PCP in it shoved up his ass. 

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1: An annual corporate event held on a weekday in which drinking commences at 9:00AM sharp, and continues until 5:00PM.

  * e.g.,  ... Pod's informal dress at the first annual Slugfest warranted a shot of Grappa, resulting in violent vomiting at 9:01AM. 

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2: Violators of undocumented rules will be arbitrarily written up according to their role in the company's hierarchy. Known violations include: showing up late, informal dress, and failure to eat the required amount of cheesies off of the floor in the specified time.

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3: Violations are addressed with a minimum of 5oz of the least desirable liquor in the room.

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1: When someone sends a dick pic in the group chat

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, remember when Jake sent his dick in the chat? Damn, that sure was a slugfest. 

 [ "The slugfest" ]

1: The slugfest refers to a BDSM orgy where every person is covered in some slippery substance, usually shit, lube, or butter. Participants must move in slow motion until they climax, and breaking this rule awakens the king of the slugfest also known as Dani Devito.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sorry I was late for your wedding. Me and your mom were at the slugfest at the mayor's house. 

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1: To have sex with multiple in a short period of time..to achieve sexually encounters as fast as you can.

  * e.g.,  ... dude, Will had a slugfest with those ladies lastnight. I cant believe the slugfest dude is on!! 

 [ "Tulsa Slugfest" ]

1: when you and all your friends get naked, cover each other in Vaseline or lube, and squirm around in a bathtub together

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: hey man, sorry I couldn't make it to the party 

 [ "Idiot Slugfest" ]

1: When two groups of idiots fight each other over the stupidest, such sport teams or religion. Cowboy and Eagles fans fighting on Facebook Israel and Palestine killing each other. Fast food restaurant execs and animal rights groups negotiating with each other.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, those Muslims and Jews are fighting over their religions again and over a really crappy part of land. It is Idiot Slugfest.