" simmering "

 [ "simmering" ]

1: The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

  * e.g.,  ... Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking. 

 [ "simmer" ]

1: to relax, chill out and take it easy.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jessica, just needs to simmer." 

 [ "Simmering" ]

1: The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

  * e.g.,  ... "She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there" "Her friend request is simmering" "Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???" 

 [ "Simmer" ]

1: Simmer has two main meanings: 1) A fan of the Sims series. Also used to name a Youtube channel referring to the sims. Its a nickname for Sim lovers. 2) It also means to cook something gently on low heat.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) ''Wow, check out this sims video by Fancysimmer.'' 

 [ "simmer" ]

1: To cook over low-heat!

  * e.g.,  ... What temperature are you cooking the chicken and dumplings? 

 [ "simmerant" ]

1: An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

  * e.g.,  ... After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper. 

 [ "simmerant" ]

2: To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.

 [ "Simmer" ]

1: Calm the fuck down.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, Alanna really needs to simmer. she's spazzing on everyone. 

 [ "simmerate" ]

1: To soak (meat, fish, or other food) in a marinade while staying just below the boiling point.

  * e.g.,  ... I told Kim to put the meatballs in the sauce to simmerate. 

 [ "Simmer" ]

1: One who loves to play any of The Sims games.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.  

 [ "simmerous" ]

1: An emotion that you can't explain or describe at the time. - halie pokladnik

  * e.g.,  ... Im feeling simmerous