" sideward "

 [ "Sidewards" ]

1: 1) to turn both sideways and backwards

  * e.g.,  ... "I just turned my head sidewards and it was rightside up" 

 [ "Sidewards" ]

2: 2) To turn sideways except cooler

 [ "Sidewards" ]

1: An directional approach that can initiate a fight or brawl

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch came at me all sidewards 

 [ "Sidewards" ]

1: Unexpected change in direction of progression in life or any other activity.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Did you hear about whats-her-face? She's working for McDonalds now instead of her Government job." 

 [ "Sidewards" ]

2: Going off the rails.

  * e.g.,  ... Person B: "Sounds like she's going sidewards." "Her life is sidewards now that she's won lotto" 

 [ "Sidewards" ]

3: Can be positive or negative.

 [ "Sidewards" ]

1: A word that explains stupidity.

  * e.g.,  ... Look I'm sidewards! 

 [ "Sidewards Taco" ]

1: Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

  * e.g.,  ... David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail! Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris? 

 [ "sidewards avocado cap" ]

1: same as cap, it means lie or

  * e.g.,  ... my mom: im younger than you 

 [ "Sidewards" ]

1: When something is sideways and backwards at the same time. Normally used as a substitution for sidways/backwards in dirty jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Look at my penis!