" shortcuts "

 [ "shortcut" ]

1:  A more direct route than the customary one.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut. 

 [ "shortcut" ]

2:  A means of saving time or effort.

  * e.g.,  ... Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks. 

 [ "Shortcut" ]

1: The longest distance between two points.

  * e.g.,  ... A journey of a thousand miles starts with one "I know the shortcut!". 

 [ "shortcut" ]

1: when your watching tv and it goes from one show to the next

  * e.g.,  ... man i was watching tv last night and it went to commercial and it was a different show it was like a shortcut or some other shit 

 [ "Drew Shortcut" ]

1: A shortcut that in the end proves almost no purpose. It is either so ridiculous that no one would ever use it, or it only saves a person one minute in a three hour car drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, why did you just take that drew shortcut? It didn't save as any time. 

 [ "Alabama shortcut" ]

1: Not wiping after defacating.

  * e.g.,  ... I was late for work and out of toilet paper. I had no time to grab a new roll so I took an Alabama Shortcut. 

 [ "Jersey Shortcut" ]

1: Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

  * e.g.,  ... Example: Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in. Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son! Rob – I got this. Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here? Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here) Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…) Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again! 

 [ "Shortcut Shame" ]

1: The act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame. Invented in Pompey in 201

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame" 

 [ "Hypotenuse Shortcut" ]

1: Noun A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop? 

 [ "Joel's Shortcut" ]

1: In math, when stuck on a problem, especially a proof in geometry (which are useless and a waste of time) the answer will always = Joel's Shortcut, the universal answer too all.

  * e.g.,  ... If a = b & b = c & the sum of the earth is 1, then what does FISH = ? 

 [ "Ontario Shortcut" ]

1: When one woman places her index finger on the mans taint while biting his ear as the other woman gives him a blowjob while they are also fingering each other. To be an authentic Ontario Shortcut Everybody must finish at the same time, and both woman have to squirt while they are rained upon by the mans cum. The only difference between the Ontario Shortcut and Toronto short cut is that during the Toronto Shortcut both women must clean up the mess by licking each other and the man must alternate eating out and fingering them untill they climax again.

  * e.g.,  ... I heard Sarah and Maddie gave Max an Ontario Shortcut, too bad he couldn’t take it to Toronto.