" shoehorns "

 [ "shoehorn" ]

1: To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong

  * e.g.,  ... "I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games." 

 [ "shoehorne" ]

1: Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

  * e.g.,  ... His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased 

 [ "Shoehorn" ]

1: "To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car."

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!" 

 [ "Shoehorn" ]

1: The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac? 

 [ "Shoehorn" ]

1: To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

  * e.g.,  ... Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time? 

 [ "Shoehorn" ]

2: A "Shoehorn" is the exact opposite of a "Cock Block". Rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your fucking best to get him/her a piece of that ass.

 [ "shoehorn" ]

1: A move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt.

  * e.g.,  ... My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline. 

 [ "shoehorn" ]

1:  (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle

  * e.g.,  ... "Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there." 

 [ "shoehorn" ]

1: the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.

  * e.g.,  ... guy: "did you fuck her last night?" 

 [ "shoehorn" ]

1: A tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam

  * e.g.,  ... "You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn" 

 [ "Shoehorn" ]

1: when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn

  * e.g.,  ... "Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!"