" sharer "

 [ "Sharer" ]

1: A person who shares multiple sexual encounters with others while in a relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Nigga I cant be with you cause you a sharer. 

 [ "early sharer" ]

1: A person who communicates intimate details about their personal life when you've only just met them in an innappropriate, mental alarm-bell ringing way. They may well lack true friends to do this with and so try to make you their new BF.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!" 

 [ "Eco-sharerism" ]

1: A shameless and somewhat imposing public display of eco-friendliness that generally breaks social behavioral codes and is innitially considered socially unacceptable.

  * e.g.,  ... So just in this afternoon of us hanging out you buried your avacodo peels in with the mall's potted plants; you then used the public restroom and reminded everyone in there by example AND song that "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down!" and then you drew blue chalk circles with the RECYCLE logo on the side walk next to every public trash bin we've passed. What's up with that?!? 

 [ "Eco-sharerism" ]

2: The act must be shameless, but may also be briefly verbally or non-verbally communicated and blessed (through bow and prayer hands, thumbs up, song, or anything else Pauli Shore would do) to any witnesses of the act.

  * e.g.,  ... THAT, little sheep, is Eco-Sharerism at it's best! Someday everyone will know my wrath...and the "yellow mellow, brown down" song! 

 [ "backseat sharer" ]

1: someone that shares links to articles/memes/other content without reading beyond the headline.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Check out this article" 

 [ "facebook sharer" ]

1: when you own ur own account on facebook and a friend does not n they go on urs.

  * e.g.,  ... Kendal:hey jasmine can i go on ur facebook i need to be a look at something? Jasmine: yeah i guess so i guess i can be a facebook sharer. 

 [ "sharer's remorse" ]

1: The deep sense of regret that washes over you when you realize that you’ve shared something stupid on social media; especially prone are those who share articles before reading them.

  * e.g.,  ... Sharer's remorse washed over him as he realized that he was one of the first people to share a fake-news story that went viral. 

 [ "Sharer-skin" ]

1: The mangled, ugly, dry, scaley, facial skin that some individuals contain.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy who was married to my physics teacher in 12th grade had sharer-skin. His face looked like someone tied his feet to their bumper and drove their car down creek road.