" screwballs "

 [ "Screwball" ]

1: 1: A fool; and idiot; someone who is crazy 2: A type of baseball pitch

  * e.g.,  ... 1: Man, he's a nice guy but he's such a screwball sometimes. 2: Woah, did you see that screwball?! 

 [ "screwball" ]

1: an idiot who's insane

  * e.g.,  ... That's one crazy screwball 

 [ "screwball" ]

1: a babbling or ranting fool

  * e.g.,  ... that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball 

 [ "Screwball" ]

1: A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"." 

 [ "screwballing" ]

1: When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been screwballing all night. 

 [ "Screwball" ]

1: A pretentious fuck who just wants to bang every girl that hey can. Wears vinyard vines and designer collard shirts and shorts paid for by daddies money, oh yeah he probably drives a BMW or Volkswagen Golf.

  * e.g.,  ... Bryce tried to fuck Jessica and Tiffany at the party, what a screwball  

 [ "Screwballs" ]

1: Screwballs means 'crazy people'.

  * e.g.,  ... 'I just met two real screwballs'. Oddballs. Fruitcakes. Loaf heads. 

 [ "Screwball" ]

1: Based off of the ice cream. You work so hard for that chewing gum at the bottom and, after all your hard work, it tastes like shit

  * e.g.,  ... Pritesh - Ugh, I just spent 2 months reaching for this Lauren girl and she's so clingy and depressing. Josh - Dude, you totally just screwballed. 

 [ "Screwball" ]

2: Substitute this into life and relations and you get a fairly philosophical meaning to an 89p ice cream. When you work hard to get a date and eventually, you realise you hate it.

 [ "Screwball" ]

1: 1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

  * e.g.,  ... "Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!" 

 [ "Screwball" ]

2: 2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.

 [ "Screwball Academy" ]

1: The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere

  * e.g.,  ... I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."