" scepters "

 [ "Flesh Scepter" ]

1: Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

  * e.g.,  ... We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that 

 [ "meat scepter" ]

1: A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

  * e.g.,  ... By text message Person1: hi, how you doing 

 [ "Meat Scepter" ]

1: A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

  * e.g.,  ... “Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter” 

 [ "scepter head" ]

1: a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper! 

 [ "man scepter" ]

1: A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

  * e.g.,  ... Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight. 

 [ "cock scepter" ]

1: A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

  * e.g.,  ... Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules. 

 [ "Scepter Boobs" ]

1: A woman who is unattractive except for her breasts. Used as a figure for the phrase 'except her boobs.'

  * e.g.,  ... Laura is a 'scepter boobs.' She's ugly, 'cept her boobs! 

 [ "scepter face" ]

1: A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

  * e.g.,  ... Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly." Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face." 

 [ "Devil's Scepter" ]

1: Another name for a penis. Especially useful in situations when a man has "sinful" intentions.

  * e.g.,  ... John's plan was to find a nice drunk girl at the bar, bring her home and whip out the Devil's Scepter. 

 [ "Meat scepter" ]

1: A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

  * e.g.,  ... *Pulls out meat scepter*