" scarfs "

 [ "Scarfed" ]

1: To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king! 

 [ "scarfed" ]

1: Past tense of to pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

  * e.g.,  ... His plate is empty, he must to have scarfed his food down. 

 [ "scarfing" ]

1: Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.

  * e.g.,  ... Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?! 

 [ "Scarf" ]

1: To pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

  * e.g.,  ... I scarfed down the burger. 

 [ "Scarf" ]

1: To eat quickly and with complete disregard of grace and social etiquette.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny: Scarf those crepes down Jesus! 

 [ "Scarf" ]

2: Word Origin: In the Shakespearian era, the first ever eating contest took place. What led to the eating contest is unknown; however, it has been noted that William Shakespeare attended and remarked "In sooth, I hope these wily contestants do not ingest their cravats."

  * e.g.,  ... Jesus: I've been craving crepes continuously for centuries since my conception. 

 [ "Scarf" ]

3: Also derived from this incident was the word craving.

 [ "scarf" ]

1: A nice fuzzy garment wrapped around the neck to keep you warm in the winter.

  * e.g.,  ... My grandma knitted me this ugly ass scarf for christmas. God damn. 

 [ "scarfing" ]

1: The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not neccessarily done during masturbation, this can be more safe/fun with a partner.

  * e.g.,  ... erotic asphyxiation 

 [ "scarfing" ]

1: the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

  * e.g.,  ... karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt 

 [ "scarf" ]

1: A fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. Even worn in the hottest of weather. Sometimes plaid, or flannel. A substitute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. Dashboard played in the background. 

 [ "scarf" ]

1: A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.

  * e.g.,  ... " Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."