" rotaries "

 [ "Rotary" ]

1: An Internal Combustion engine, popularised my Mazda in its earlier days. Makes distinctive buzzing noise, which can usually be heard from a distance. Uses a chamber with a spinning rotar inside to create driving force, and creats more power than a conventional piston engine for its size. Rotaries also have an annoying tendancy to have very poor fuel economy.

  * e.g.,  ... <cool guy> Man, my RX-3 has a 13B Rotary in it out of a series 6 RX-7!! 

 [ "rotary" ]

1: An circular intersection, known in other parts of the world as a roundabout or traffic circle. By far the best form of intersection, as traffic is seldom required to stop, however the advantages of rotaries are often negated by drivers who are too stupid to properly navigate them.

  * e.g.,  ... Ever since they installed that new rotary, traffic has moved much more smoothly.  

 [ "rotary" ]

2: There are a few rules to rotaries.

  * e.g.,  ... or 

 [ "rotary" ]

3: # Traffic already inside the rotary has right of way.

  * e.g.,  ... Some dumbass in an SUV talking on a cell nearly sideswiped me when he/she couldn't stay in his/her own lane in the rotary! 

 [ "rotary" ]

4: # The outside lane is for taking the first or second exits only. You may not go all the way around the rotary in the outside lane.

 [ "rotary" ]

5: # The inside lane may be used for going beyond the first two exits.

 [ "rotary" ]

6: # Once inside the rotary, do not stop. Rotaries are designed so that traffic inside the rotary does not have to stop, if you stop, drivers behind you will not be expecting it, causing the risk of a rear-end collision. If you cannot get to your exit, simply drive around the rotary again.

 [ "Rotary" ]

1: A traffic circle. One of Massachusetts' two main contributions to the art of traffic regulation (the other being the red-and-yellow pedestrian-crossing light).

  * e.g.,  ... becareful going through the rotary, you have to pay attention to right-of-way. 

 [ "Rotary" ]

2: Note: Proper rotaries ah big, typically where several roads (two main roads) come together. They are not to be confused with roundabouts, which are cute, dainty little things used to "calm" traffic in subdivisions.

 [ "Rotary" ]

3: I just learned this was a New England thing, who knew.

 [ "Rotary" ]

4: Usually there are a lot of stores all around it, and like a little "green" in the center with some memorial.

 [ "rotary dial" ]

1: Verb - Third base, when received by a woman.

  * e.g.,  ... "He rotary dialed me" "I want you to rotary dial me" Penny: "I went to third base with Peter Wong in that rec room." 

 [ "rotary-shitting" ]

1: To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

  * e.g.,  ... When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting 

 [ "rotary engine" ]

1: To correct all of those that don't know, the rotary engine is an engine that was thought of by Dr. Felix Wankel when he was 17 and he made the first prototype of this type of engine, but sadly never perfected it (he never got rid of the chatter marks). Once Mazda got a hold of it and started working on it they perfected the engine, getting rid of the chatter marks and adding a second rotor because at low rpms a single rotor became erratic and had torque fluctuations. Also, the rotor is not shaped like a dorito, it's closer to one of those old 3d doritos (if you remember those) because it is an equilateral triangle with exploded sides.

  * e.g.,  ... You should do some research before claiming you know about the rotary engine. 

 [ "rotary girder" ]

1: a term used when a person is refering to something technical about which he has no real knowlege.

  * e.g.,  ... Q:"Hey, do you know what's wrong with my computer?"  

 [ "rotary girder" ]

2: often used in a response to the question "What were you doing?"

  * e.g.,  ...  A:Yeah just a second I think there may be a problem with the rotary girder. 

 [ "rotary girder" ]

3: Originally used in the movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley.

  * e.g.,  ... Q:"Dude, what the hell are you doing?" 

 [ "False Rotary" ]

1: A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass! 

 [ "rotary dial" ]

1: To stimulate a female's genitals using one's finger(s). A reference to the motion of dialing a land line telephone in the era before touch tone phones came into common use.

  * e.g.,  ... Penelope wasn't being too amorous last night and I thought I might not get laid, but after I reached into her panties and rotary dialed her, she begged me to mount her so of course I obliged. 

 [ "rotor, rotary" ]

1: the combustion engine as god intended. Simple and extremely effective. Extreme amounts of power can be obtained from these tiny units. Also a term used for any type of motor vehicle equipped with such an engine.

  * e.g.,  ... look at that rotor