" ripened "

 [ "ripened" ]

1: Being baked out of your mind.

  * e.g.,  ... Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket? Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED! 

 [ "ripen" ]

1: take/lose virginity

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight. 

 [ "Ripening The Rooster" ]

1: The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster. 

 [ "trunk-ripened" ]

1: What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened. 

 [ "Ripened Sailboat" ]

1: When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

  * e.g.,  ... You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat. 

 [ "ripen my peach" ]

1: Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach. 

 [ "Ripening" ]

1: Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

  * e.g.,  ... My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.