" retorted "

 [ "Retort" ]

1: - verb

  * e.g.,  ... Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man. 

 [ "Retort" ]

2: 1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

  * e.g.,  ... Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort) 

 [ "Retort" ]

3: 2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

  * e.g.,  ... Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort) 

 [ "Retort" ]

4: 3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

  * e.g.,  ... blub blub blub (also also retort) 

 [ "Retort" ]

5: - noun

  * e.g.,  ... fwooooooosh! (also also also retort) 

 [ "Retort" ]

6: 4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

 [ "Retort" ]

7: 5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

 [ "Retort" ]

8: 6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

 [ "Retort" ]

9: 7) An industrial pressure cooker.

 [ "Retorted" ]

1: Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: you have no chill Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM! Bob: Are you retorted? 

 [ "Retort" ]

1:  A metaphysical wrestler A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean Physically Challenged Wrestler

  * e.g.,  ... He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort. 

 [ "Retorted" ]

1: When someone is so retarded that they become retorted

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted 

 [ "Retorted" ]

1: say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.

  * e.g.,  ... "“No need to be rude,” retorted Isabel" 

 [ "retort" ]

1: to display an example and/or to repeat.

  * e.g.,  ... well, allow me to retort! 

 [ "Retort" ]

1: A Retort is when you:

  * e.g.,  ... Luke stop retorting!! 

 [ "Retort" ]

2:  Fart

 [ "Retort" ]

3:  Suck your fart back up

 [ "Retort" ]

4:  And Fart again

 [ "Retort" ]

1: For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

  * e.g.,  ... Oh I’m such a retort 

 [ "drudge retort" ]

1: A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.

  * e.g.,  ... I haven't argued about abortion in a while, think I'll visit the Drudge Retort. 

 [ "Retort Tardiness" ]

1: A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

  * e.g.,  ... "The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"