" relatives "

 [ "relatives" ]

1: People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me. 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are those your relatives?" 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

  * e.g.,  ... my relative smell like shit 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

  * e.g.,  ... The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food! 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

  * e.g.,  ... Why are your relatives crapping themselves? 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: a misnomer,actually meant to be someone you can relate to.

  * e.g.,  ... all my realtives are fucking retards ,yea i meant my inlaws 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.

  * e.g.,  ... You: What happened to all the soda? On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet? You: Time to die. 

 [ "relatives" ]

1:  People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death

  * e.g.,  ... My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them? 

 [ "relatives" ]

2:  People you love to hate

 [ "relatives" ]

1: If from the South, can all be traced to your parents and your siblings.

  * e.g.,  ... My mom is my uncle and also my grandma and my 5th cousin. 

 [ "relatives" ]

1: family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.

  * e.g.,  ... damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??