" rejuvenated "

 [ "rejuvenated" ]

1: If you feel rejuvenated, you feel younger than you actually are. Sad part, it's all in your head and might turn out to be embarrassing for others.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: Let's go party tonight! I had this massage and feel so rejuvenated. C'mon, we could both check out some guys! 

 [ "rejuvenate" ]

1: (v.) to make young again; to make like new

  * e.g.,  ... A few minutes of conversation with my best friend helped to rejuvenate my flagging spirits 

 [ "Rejuvenator" ]

1: A rejuvenator is a weapon in the Steven Universe Movie that makes the attacked gem turn to its original form or how it was made

  * e.g.,  ... Spinel used the Rejuvenator to wipe Pearl, Amethyst and Garnets Memory 

 [ "vaginal rejuvenation" ]

1: When a woman gets her snatch pursed.

  * e.g.,  ... The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation. 

 [ "Vaginal Rejuvenation" ]

1: Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.

  * e.g.,  ... After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel. 

 [ "rejuvenation time" ]

1: The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2 

 [ "great rejuvenation" ]

1: The textbook definition is the unrealistic national narrative to ‘revitalize the great standing in the history’. An icon of the Chinese Dream.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop posting thirsty girls playing Fortnite shit anymore kids, let’s do missionary and fulfill the great rejuvenation together! 

 [ "great rejuvenation" ]

2: People use this phrase to describe a progress in an ironically opposite way, that being said, instead of doing something creative and innovative, you do that in an irresistibly nostalgic/reminiscent way which could potentially date back to thousands years ago.

 [ "Professional Platter Rejuvenator" ]

1: A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

  * e.g.,  ... Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator. 

 [ "Rejuvenating Jana" ]

1: When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.

  * e.g.,  ... My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics. 

 [ "Rejuvenator" ]

1: An electric scythe that when used to hit a gem will be set back to how they made you

  * e.g.,  ... Spinel used the rejuvenator to hit pearl, amythist, and garnet