" recalculated "

 [ "Recalculating" ]

1: A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again." A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made. Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese. Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight. 

 [ "Recalculating" ]

1: The worst possible thing that you can hear in your car when using a GPS. There are few other sounds on Earth that can invoke a manic state so quickly.

  * e.g.,  ... -"I've got a few miles, I'll check my voicemail really quick..." 

 [ "Recalculating" ]

1: While this term is usually heard when you miss a turn and your GPS unit in your car has to "recalculate" your route to get you to the desired location. It is also the term to describe a persons life when it does not go as planned.

  * e.g.,  ... What is one word you would use to describe your life? 

 [ "recalculous" ]

1: At first glance, this word means "ridiculous", but in reality it means "amazing that you found out this word is really in Urban Dictionary"

  * e.g.,  ... What! That's recalculous! I made up that word over 20, hell 30 years ago! 

 [ "recalculating rap" ]

1: The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."