" quods "

 [ "quode" ]

1: a chode that farts. (see chode)

  * e.g.,  ... johny has a tiny little quode 

 [ "QuoD" ]

1: Quod Restaurant & Bar was conceived by Jeremy Mogford and Gary Strivens and opened in Oxford in November 1999, London in August 2001 and in Brighton April 200 Jeremy Mogford, who founded the Browns Group of Restaurants in 1973, also owns the Old Parsonage Hotel, the Old Bank Hotel and Gee’s Restaurant, all in Oxford.

  * e.g.,  ... "Quod is one of those places you go to that make you feel like a grown up......Buzzy, bright and bloody brill". Quod Brighton - Itchy Guide 2004 

 [ "QuoD" ]

2: Quod is an exciting new concept, open all day serving modern Italian inspired food. The menu offers a good selection of fresh fish, chargrilled meats, salads, pastas, pizzas and risottos. The restaurants have a relaxed, informal bar serving coffee, tea, cocktails and an extensive selection of wines by the glass.

  * e.g.,  ... “A throbbing, thriving monument to stylish new eating: another big hit with discerning diners”. 

 [ "Quod" ]

1: A person who is quod is someone who is queer and odd. Just an easier way to say it.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, you guys are so quod. 

 [ "QuoD" ]

1: Queen of the darkness

  * e.g.,  ... A woman who has evil tendencies who is  

 [ "QuoD" ]

2: Otherwise known as ...

  * e.g.,  ... named => Ah, Satan 

 [ "QuoD" ]

3: Empress of shadows

 [ "QuoD" ]

4: Temptress of the void

 [ "QuoD" ]

5: Monarch of the Maelstrom

 [ "Quod The Fuck?" ]

1: Quod the Fuck? - the latinization of "What the fuck?" by Eddie Izzard.

  * e.g.,  ... Steven: "What the fuck is that?!" 

 [ "E-quode" ]

1: When a girl is a bitch and a male acts like a bigger asshole; which results in the female's desire for the male's love & affection.

  * e.g.,  ... "That girl Jess is a bitch!" 

 [ "E-quode" ]

2: The female feels attraction to the man because he is a dick and appears uninterested in her.

  * e.g.,  ... "Just throw the E-quode on her when you speak; you'll have her in the sheets in a flat week." 

 [ "E-quode" ]

3: (Usually has a profound effect on rich/snotty/stuck-up bitches)

 [ "Quod moment" ]

1: The exact moment in which one feels a rush of testosterone to every inch of their body. May result in massive erections, excessive sweating, and greasy noses.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, the other day I was talking to my girlfriend and had a total Quod moment! 

 [ "quod erat demonstrandum" ]

1: Originating from the Greek analogous hóper édei deîxai (ὅπερ ἔδει δεῖξαι), meaning "which had to be demonstrated". The phrase is traditionally placed in its abbreviated form (Q.E.D.) at the end of a mathematical proof or philosophical argument. Phrase synonymous with "Quite Easily Done."

  * e.g.,  ... ∫|Ψ(x, t)|² dx (from -infinity to infinity)= e^(2Γt/ħ) ∫|ψ|²dx(from -infinity to infinity) 

 [ "quod potero sedulo" ]

1: a high school called orange high school uses the quote quod potero sedulo thinking that it means "whatever i do i do to the best of my abilities" when in fact it actually means be able to pay. however they are that clueless about it they just say that the person who said that is wrong. it's also hypocritical considering that school funding is shit like you would expect.

  * e.g.,  ... you: hey? remember when we searched up that stupid quote from our school and found out what it actually meant? person 2: the quod potero sedulo one? me: yeah, that one. person 2: oh yeah, that was stupid. 

 [ "The Quod Perierat Theory" ]

1: Latin meaning: those lost to another dimension;

  * e.g.,  ... Todd: Hey, do you believe in the... *whispers* The Quod Perierat Theory? 

 [ "The Quod Perierat Theory" ]

2: The complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. These people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. These people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. For example, the same person could be the opposite sex in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways. The original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these "fakes", but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. The universe's many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. Therefore, the original isn't a real threat to the fake copies.

  * e.g.,  ... Amanda: What? You know about it?! 

 [ "The Quod Perierat Theory" ]

3: The fakes can kill the original. If the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. The universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn't take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. The fake copy becomes the new original, but it's as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.

  * e.g.,  ... Todd: Rick and I are pretty sure that Alice is our original.