" quaffing "

 [ "quaffing" ]

1: Its like drinking, but you spill more.

  * e.g.,  ... With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given. 

 [ "quaffing" ]

1: Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Laughing, quaffing all together. 

 [ "quaffing" ]

1: Used like "fucking", but used to refer to something stupid. Can be used in many forms, including, quaffer,

  * e.g.,  ... Get your quaffing ass over here now 

 [ "Quafe" ]

1: The most popular softdrink in the Universe.

  * e.g.,  ... Have a Quafe and smile... 

 [ "Quafe" ]

2: Quafe first appeared two centuries ago and, like so many soft drinks, was initially intended as a medicine for indigestion and tender stomachs. But the refreshing effects of the drink appealed to everyone and the drink quickly became hugely popular. This success of the Quafe Company, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely credited to one man: Poire Viladillet, the CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the Quafe Company has propelled from being one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into a clear and undisputed supremacy.

  * e.g.,  ... That Quafe is goood... 

 [ "Quaf" ]

1: the sound heard from the ballsack hitting the taint of a female (or male) while getting pounded

  * e.g.,  ... Cindy could here a faint quaf from Lyle pounding Laura in the other room 

 [ "Quaffed" ]

1: When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird! 

 [ "Quaf" ]

1: A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.

  * e.g.,  ... "Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf." 

 [ "Quafed" ]

1: Queef in the past-tense

  * e.g.,  ... Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?" Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?" Cindy: "I quafed." 

 [ "Quaf" ]

1: An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!" 

 [ "Quaf" ]

1: When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind

  * e.g.,  ... Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.