" pullouts "

 [ "pullout" ]

1: Someone who has no inherant value to society and as such, said individual's father should have "pulled out" rather than fouling the earth with such a little shit.

  * e.g.,  ... You would do the world better if you were just a stain on the sheets, you pullout. 

 [ "pullout" ]

1: a person over 21 years old who buys alcohol for someone underage

  * e.g.,  ... John's my pullout. He bought these two cases of Bud Light. 

 [ "Pullout" ]

1: A bitch or a coward

  * e.g.,  ... Yo take this shot and stop being a pullout! 

 [ "Pullout artist" ]

1: /ˈpʊlaʊt AHtIst/ A man who has used the pullout method for ten or more years without having any kids

  * e.g.,  ... Brad: I'm jealous of Greg. 36 years old and still no kids. 

 [ "Iraqi Pullout" ]

1: The Iraqi Pullout is the act where a man insists he will perform coitus interruptus aka the pullout, and just as the US army, does not pull out. He delivers a full load to his lady. This can be vaginal or anal. buttsex

  * e.g.,  ... Johnson: Man, my girlfriend is pissed. I did not have any rubbers and told her I would just pull out so I could get some. 

 [ "Pullout Swallow" ]

1: The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.

  * e.g.,  ... Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came. 

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

1: A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

  * e.g.,  ... If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch. 

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

2: ) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

3: ) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

4: ) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

5: ) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

 [ "Pennsylvania Pullout" ]

6: Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.

 [ "Portugese Pullout" ]

1: A traffic maneuver used by people attempting to turn left (or right in places where they drive on the left) onto a busy street. The driver pulls out and blocks one lane of traffic while waiting for an opening to appear in the other lane. Named for the originators of this maneuver, Rhode Island's Portugese community.

  * e.g.,  ... "This street is too busy to turn left on" 

 [ "pullout party" ]

1: While the women are having their baby shower, the guys throw a party for the new father. Almost like a second bachelor party to celebrate his last days before becoming a family man.

  * e.g.,  ... Your brother is about to have a baby. Throw a pullout party to haze him for not pulling out. 

 [ "Afghan Pullout" ]

1: (N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.