" proms "

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1: A cute way to say 'promise'. An attempt to make your boyfriend think you are being cute/sweet.

  * e.g.,  ... 'I prom prom i am not trying to take over your flat, Thomas' 

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1: A very overrated school function that is basically a money maker for the school. Usually the ones that go to prom are Steady couples

  * e.g.,  ... Prom is overated; I rather spend my money on something more important, my college education. 

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2:  The popular girls dating the popular guys

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3:  Horny creepy looking guys looking to get laid

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4:  A few, not too many, random couples that just want to go

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5:  A few people that just can't get a date but still go just to "say you been there." Usually are a little chubby, gay, or socially inept. When you get there, you eat food in the weirdest combinations like lasagna and mashed potatoes and dance to stuff that you hear on Top 40 at Wal Mart or something off the local urban station.

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1: A formal dance in highschool where guys spend a lot of money and take a girl somewhere nice to eat and have to come up with a creative way to ask a girl out. For example: over urban dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... Caleb: Man I wish I could think of a way to ask Lesli to prom Lesli, will you be my date for prom 2010? 

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1: the main cause of a high teen pregnancy rate in the United States

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I totally did that girl at prom!" 

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1: a place where everyone but me gets some

  * e.g.,  ... everybody got fucked at the prom 

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1: To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

  * e.g.,  ... I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.  

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2: To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

  * e.g.,  ... So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin. 

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3: To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...

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1: (noun) formal dance, usually in the springtime. for high school juniors and seniors, and the occasional underclassman who gets asked by a desperate upperclassman. slightly overrated. some may experience a 'creative' way of being asked to the dance.

  * e.g.,  ... 'creative' way of asking: someone painting 'PROM?' on the hood of your brand new car with paint that actually doesn't wash off. you deny him, but take the homemade cookies he made for you, because shit, your car is fucked. 

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1: Waste. Of. Money.

  * e.g.,  ... You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc. 

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1: Another name for prostitution...

  * e.g.,  ... I certainly spent $600 for those flower and the limo, but I finally got laid with cindy 

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1: where babies come from.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom and his girlfriend were feelin a little frisky after prom... nine months later his girlfriend gave birth to a beautiful baby girl