" prolongations "

 [ "prolong" ]

1:  to lengthen out in time; extend the duration of; cause to continue longer: to prolong one's stay abroad.

  * e.g.,  ... "Where grizzlies do follow through on a charge and actually attack, they will usually bite at the head. The best defense is to lie prone, face down, legs spread to make it harder for the bear to flip you over, and hands gripped around the neck. Normally, once a grizzly is sure you are no longer a threat, it will leave. This is why most wildlife agencies in grizzly country advise that people play dead if attacked. Struggling or fighting back will almost certainly intensify and prolong the attack. 

 [ "prolong" ]

2:  to make longer in spatial extent: to prolong a line.

 [ "Prolonged" ]

1: A code word in the LGBTQ community, a more "dirty word" to represent same-sex sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... Nathan: Hello brad, I am getting to like you we should move our relationship further 

 [ "Prolonged Hug" ]

1: When two individuals hug for a long time. Usually more than 5 minutes.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Psst omg are Keith and Brooke prolonged hugging again? 

 [ "Product Prolonger" ]

1: In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

  * e.g.,  ... girl 1: There is no more handsoap left. girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water) girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage! 

 [ "prolonged blink" ]

1: sleeping

  * e.g.,  ... im not sleeping, im prolonged blinking 

 [ "prolonged preggo" ]

1: When a woman is giving birth, a volunteer male inserts his dickhead into her pussy and delays labor.

  * e.g.,  ... He gave her a prolonged preggo! 

 [ "Prolonged Eye Contact" ]

1: An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

  * e.g.,  ... That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him. 

 [ "Prolonged Gamer Head" ]

1: A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, where are you looking?" "Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!" 

 [ "Prolonged grief disorder" ]

1: Prolonged grief disorder (PGD) is a mental disorder consisiting a clearly separated set of symptoms following death of close one. Symptoms include Depression, Emotional pain, Loneliness, Identity disturbance. Difficult accepting loss is also common. No guarantee onset of PGD. Known risk factors include one-time incidents: Miscarriage, Death either by homicide or suicide, Death in hospital. Long-term predictors include: Childhood separation anxiety, Parental abuse, Emotional dependency. Tricyclic antidepressants alone or together with interpersonal psychotherapy ineffective in reducing PGD symptoms, and psychotherapy designed specifically for PGD has been proven to be beneficial.

  * e.g.,  ... Or in typical urban dictionary fashion: Prolonged grief disorder is a mental disorder where a player is destroying player's bases and stuff for their own pleasure 

 [ "Technology prolonged shit" ]

1: When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Welp, it's poopin' time! *grabs smartphone* --- *flush* *walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth* Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.