" prologues "

 [ "Prologue" ]

1: Boring-as-hell beginning to paper mario speedruns

  * e.g.,  ... God dammit, fucking missed the superguard. Gotta restart the prologue again... 

 [ "prologuer" ]

1: A person who gives an extensive and usually unnecessary amount of background information to tell a simple fact or story thereby causing a simple matter to become lengthy and complicated.

  * e.g.,  ... Geez, my cousin is such a prologuer. She called to ask a simple question and started out in 198 She knows how to make a short story long. 

 [ "Eternia Prologue" ]

1: A Game where people love to cyber and be Banned. A game where people can go play for a few seconds as they are banned for having a retarded name. It is run by Chance Adamson who is a retard and like to hire females for admins. He is a pervert and a dick to Americans. The fan base of the game hates Americans and should be put into a fiery pit in hell.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about Eternia Prologue? I GOT BANNED 

 [ "Eternia Prologue" ]

1: Eternia Prologue Eternia Prologue A game on BYOND that revolves around getting banned. Every player creates a character, builds up their stats and storyline, then gets banned permanently from the game. A ripped game run by Chance Adamson, founder of the Ban Games franchise.

  * e.g.,  ... Ban Games. Where you might as well not play, because you're sure to be banned. Eternia Prologue is a great game for people who like being banned, staying banned, and watching the same happen to all their friends! 

 [ "I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you" ]

1: the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

  * e.g.,  ... DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender. 

 [ "hoe-log prologue" ]

1: the videos/pictures a girl posts to her story before she goes galivanting through the streets with her girls. mostly GRWM and pre-game videos/pictures so everyone can see how lit their life isn't while she's out living her bestie with her besties

  * e.g.,  ... Noon: NYE 2023-Time to post my Hoe-Log Prologue "Doin' The Mimosta" so everybody sees I'm already having a better time than them. 

 [ "AW Prologue" ]

1: The first campaign mission of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. In this mission you get super sick exo boots that gives you Jump Boost III. After fighting with some bad guys you enter a heli with your homie but something goes wrong and ur homie pushes you out of the heli. After a bit the heli explodes and one part of it comes FLYING to your arm and literally cuts it clean off, F for that guy's arm. Then you go to a funeral that tells you to press f to pay respects (F). Then you get invited to Atlas and the story continues on, (btw you get a prosthetic arm)

  * e.g.,  ... bro i finished the AW Prologue and i feel bad for that guy's arm.