" primordial "

 [ "Primordial soup" ]

1: The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.

  * e.g.,  ... Started as primordial soup and now we here 

 [ "Primordial pouch" ]

1: that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: yo is your cat pregnant 

 [ "Primordial Bush" ]

1: A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution. Matt: GET SOME!!! 

 [ "Primordial Bush" ]

2: It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.

 [ "primordial dwarf" ]

1: incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

  * e.g.,  ... christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?! 

 [ "primordial triggering" ]

1: being triggered to the point that your very soul screams in your moment of frustration and anguish

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did Tony just address Juan as "him" instead of his gender-fluid pronoun? Person 2: Yes, and it triggers Juan on a Primordial level. Person 1: Thats one hell of a Primordial Triggering 

 [ "Primordial soup" ]

1: To cum in a belly button.

  * e.g.,  ... When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup. 

 [ "Primordial ooze" ]

1: Disgusting ooze that's been here for a really long time.

  * e.g.,  ... Davis looked like primordial ooze on Smallville when he came out of his spaceship during season 8 

 [ "Primordial Soup" ]

1: Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.

  * e.g.,  ... I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious. After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied. 

 [ "Primordial Soup" ]

2: Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.

  * e.g.,  ... "That's not food. 

 [ "Primordial ooze" ]

1: When you jizz in a girl's butthole and she keeps it in there for a week.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave Jessica a primordial ooze last week. 

 [ "primordial man" ]

1: A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.

  * e.g.,  ... "You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."