" primitives "

 [ "primitive" ]

1: The alternative for savage. Because savage is is deader than the savages themselves.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Boy yo mama stank 

 [ "primitive" ]

1: An Informal insult which is not meant to be offensive and just to make a point that someone is thinking stupidly.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy - *Trys to open jar, then gives up* 

 [ "primitive" ]

1: A run-of-the-mill derogatory term.

  * e.g.,  ... You liked that movie? I thought it was kinda primitive. 

 [ "Primitive" ]

1: Derogatory term for right-wingers, neocons and other radical Republican party elements.

  * e.g.,  ... Ann Coulter is a really disgusting primitive.  

 [ "Primital" ]

1: An awesome word used for a Californian election when it’s only caveman

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear about the primital election? No. 

 [ "Primitivity" ]

1: The word Primitive, but in a noun form.

  * e.g.,  ... As I wrote my essay about the primitivity of man, I realized that was a bullshit word. 

 [ "primitively progressive" ]

1: of or pertaining to a return to engaging in low tech activities, ones people had been doing for centuries, but then became obsolete and replaced by technological advances. They are practiced again because it is found to enhance one’s life and is considered a forefront movement. The activities is not done out of economic desperation. Examples are home births, home schooling, knitting/crocheting, making soap, growing one’s own food/ eating organic, and biking to work (not due to a drunk driving charge.)

  * e.g.,  ... Example: “I admire you guys for being so 'primitively progressive.' I feel like I could never grow enough food to put a dent in my grocery bill. “ 

 [ "go primitive" ]

1: Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at  

 [ "Primitive Pussy" ]

1: The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

  * e.g.,  ... Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though... 

 [ "primitive fart" ]

1: The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

  * e.g.,  ... After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.