" pressure-cooks "

 [ "Pressure Cooking" ]

1: The act up squeezing your dick in class without your hands, so you can satisfy yourself in secret.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Dude, why are you so relaxed all the time. 

 [ "pressure cooking" ]

1: Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

  * e.g.,  ... "Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?" 

 [ "pressure cooked" ]

1: Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.

  * e.g.,  ... That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked! 

 [ "Pressure cooking" ]

1: The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

  * e.g.,  ... Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!