" portioned "

 [ "Portion" ]

1: Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.

  * e.g.,  ... I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion. 

 [ "portions" ]

1: Term for collective things between couples.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you have portions? 

 [ "portions" ]

2: From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Yes 

 [ "portions" ]

3: Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

  * e.g.,  ... What kind? 

 [ "portions" ]

4: To have portions on someone>

  * e.g.,  ... Just kissing. 

 [ "portion" ]

1: a part of something

  * e.g.,  ... the portion of pie is good 

 [ "Portionally" ]

1: Not entirely, but slightly something.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm only portionally a Jew. 

 [ "Portion" ]

1:  Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.

  * e.g.,  ...  That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it. 

 [ "Portion" ]

2:  Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.

  * e.g.,  ...  Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute 

 [ "Spaff Portion" ]

1: A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon. Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

  * e.g.,  ... “That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions” 

 [ "vicar’s portion" ]

1: A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

  * e.g.,  ... “insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course” 

 [ "Portion jealousy" ]

1: Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy." 

 [ "American Portion" ]

1: American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke" 

 [ "Bristol portions" ]

1: A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

  * e.g.,  ... "What size slice of cake would you like vicar?