" pontoons "

 [ "pontoons" ]

1: This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.

  * e.g.,  ... "She got the only pontoon titties...they smack against her knees when she is naked and shit." 

 [ "Pontoon" ]

1: When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

  * e.g.,  ... Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's? 

 [ "pontoon" ]

1: sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane

  * e.g.,  ... She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond. 

 [ "pontooning" ]

1: The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

  * e.g.,  ... You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so. 

 [ "Pontooning" ]

1: When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.

  * e.g.,  ... Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night! 

 [ "pontooned" ]

1: Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh, you got pontooned." 

 [ "pontoon" ]

1: The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.

  * e.g.,  ... Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail. 

 [ "Pontooning" ]

1: Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

  * e.g.,  ... After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously. 

 [ "pontoon" ]

1: The opposite of wretched;

  * e.g.,  ... Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon. 

 [ "pontoon" ]

2: Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.

  * e.g.,  ... Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon. 

 [ "Pontoon" ]

1: a code-name for penis

  * e.g.,  ... "Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."