" physiques "

 [ "physique" ]

1: The Body Of a woman thats so tight you had to turn your neck and look

  * e.g.,  ... damn that girl has a nice physique i wouldnt mind gettin in them jeans 

 [ "Post Physique" ]

1: The destroyer of plebian arguments on the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo dude we are only alpha males in this group chat on Discord! You don't stand a chance! 

 [ "Post Physique" ]

2: Whenever some degeneracy takes place in a comment section from a weak male tell him to Post Physique to support his arguments. Many people think they hard, but they don't even have the dedication to take care of themselves. Strong body physique resembles stable, healthy mind. In healthy body, healthy mind/spirit. You can't expect for someone to be an alpha male and to have weak physique. If your physique passes the Post Physique test, your argument is valid and confirmed as truthful.

  * e.g.,  ... -really? Post Physique man :) (random forum user) Bro i get all the girls! 

 [ "Greek physique" ]

1: Used in reference to a body that is godlike in appearance; such as the ones depicted in statues of Greek gods.

  * e.g.,  ... "My god, doesn't Raoul just have a Greek physique?" 

 [ "Doughy Physique" ]

1: Having a slightly overweight, out of shape body that is both pale and lacks any sort of muscle tone.

  * e.g.,  ... That Andrew Marrin sure has a doughy physique. 

 [ "Academic Physique" ]

1: A state of physical disarray and borderline obesity suffered during the university exam period where time for exercise is fundamentally limited by the need to cram unbelievable amounts of shite into your brain in order not to fail the year. Can often be traumatic, and difficult to counteract except through the medium of comfort eating, leading to a vicious circle of calorie consumption.

  * e.g.,  ... *A and B meet outside library for a cigarette* A: "You're looking mighty plump today" 

 [ "Greek Physique" ]

1: A term used to describe a person who is fit but has a tiny dick

  * e.g.,  ... “Noah has a Greek Physique” 

 [ "Pub physique" ]

1: A "Pub Physique" can be seen generally in older males who deprive exercise and a healthy existence in favour of drinking heavily in local public house.Their body weight will be MUCH higher than the average person. Often they are wise and funny, having many tales to tell.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at that Chap over there... He has a pub physique" 

 [ "Racist physique" ]

1: A physique so ripped and big to the point that people start basing their bias towards you in a way, that depicts you as literally racist (and maybe misogynist). SIDENOTE: The owner of said physique must be white.

  * e.g.,  ... Your gym buddy: Yo dude just finished my cut, feast your eyes on these RIPPED obliques. 

 [ "Post Physique" ]

1: The ultimate peasant argument and the internet equivalent of "you wanna arm wrestle, bro?" Used often as a cop-out when someone has been backed into a corner and has no retort. A last-ditch desperate attempt to try and assert dominance.

  * e.g.,  ... "That guy caved and resorted to Post Physique once he was called out, and didn't know how to act." 

 [ "Physique du role" ]

1: The overall look one has that shows exactly what profession, career, activite one performs.

  * e.g.,  ... Halle Berry is not only a very beautiful woman, but she has got the perfect "physique du role" to play a real femme fatale as a Bond Girl.