" penitences "

 [ "penit" ]

1: A person with with both sets of reproductive organs (a Hermaphrodite). "PEN" derives from the word penis, whilst "IT" derives from the word clit.

  * e.g.,  ... "d00d, that thing has a penit." 

 [ "Penits" ]

1: How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."

  * e.g.,  ... Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR! 

 [ "penit" ]

1: Having a small penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Dylan has a penit. 

 [ "Penit" ]

1: a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.

  * e.g.,  ... Miami has the most well known graffiti penits. 

 [ "Penit" ]

1: To have an extremely small penis.

  * e.g.,  ... "Nico has a penit and can't get laid". 

 [ "Penchester Penited" ]

1: Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

  * e.g.,  ... Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley 

 [ "Stupid Penit" ]

1: A stupid penit is something that you find very very dumb. My stupid friend says this all the time

  * e.g.,  ... You stupid penit 

 [ "penitically erect" ]

1: Having an erect penis.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm feeling penitically erect right about now. 

 [ "Penit Urt" ]

1: When Overwatch is bad.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mercy just ulted, and their reinhardt is at full health, that makes my Penit Urt." 

 [ "Penit Urt" ]

2: When Fortnite is good.

  * e.g.,  ... "Victory Royale? That make my Penit REALLY Urt" 

 [ "penits" ]

1: He who is too lazy to plunge the clunge.

  * e.g.,  ... He's a right penits - his girlfriend told me they haven't clarted in over a year.