" patriots "

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1: A well accomplished NFL team that has gone under much scrutiny due to an incident involving film. They have an excellent record, have broken numerous records and won more than one superbowl which is an accomplishment in itself. Many people who are anti-patriots come up with poor excuses to dislike them such as calling them (and their coach) "cheaters" despite the fact they aren't the only team that has filmed other teams. If you aren't competent enough to come up with an excuse for hating them just call them "cheaters" and high five whoever is near you.

  * e.g.,  ... -Dude the patriots are such fuckin cheaters they deserve to lose against manning! 

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1: An amazing team that has undergone scrutiny because of a misunderstanding of NFL rules and is often the butt of retarded jokes because no one can come up with anything else bad about the team and he New England Patriots have beaten every other team in the league in the past 4 years.

  * e.g.,  ... Cheatriots- a very bad name for the Patriots 

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1: To come so close yet so far

  * e.g.,  ... Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet? 

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2: To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Well... I met her brother, her sister, the dad, step dad, mom, dog, grandpa, mailman, grandma, 10. uncle, 1 aunt, 1 cousin in law, 1 fish, 1 boss, 1 coworker, 1 ex boyfriend, 1 insurance guy, 1 high school teacher 

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3: Patriots = FTW != Superbowl

  * e.g.,  ... All of them liked me 

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4: To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you

  * e.g.,  ... Eli: did you get laid? 

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1: A bunch of no good, cheating, cry babies that allowed their cheating coach to leave the field because he was so upset that they are 18-1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Boo Hoo - We suck ass Patriots can't win without filming the other teams defense. We Suck!!!! 

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1: They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.

  * e.g.,  ... the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless 

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1: The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.

  * e.g.,  ... Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year. 

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1: best team in the nfl, end of story

  * e.g.,  ... the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl 

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1: The best 2003 season team in the NFL.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought the Patriots were just lucky but after 15 straight wins, they got GUTS! 

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1: syn. - To Choke, to lose big, the act of choking, to be a huge disappointment.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Did you see that guy lose? 

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1: A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

  * e.g.,  ... Patriots = teh ghey