" pastured "

 [ "the pasture" ]

1: noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign. 

 [ "pasture" ]

1: Any grassy-knoll-like surface of the body...grassy-knoll-like in that is it harry and sound for grazing. Or digging.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't touch my pasture. 

 [ "Pastured" ]

1: The state of being blazed and plastered. One who is pastured is very likely to wake up somewhere in the pasture and have no memory of the night before.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Nick last night? He was so Pastured, 3 people had to help carry him out of the movie theater. 

 [ "browner pastures" ]

1: A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures. 

 [ "pasture pot" ]

1: it is synonm for low grade marjuana.

  * e.g.,  ... i.e., swag weed, pasture pot 

 [ "greener pastures" ]

1: a better place to be

  * e.g.,  ... "Would you say they find me unstable 

 [ "greener pasture" ]

1: a better or more exciting job or place

  * e.g.,  ... A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home 

 [ "goose pasture" ]

1: On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture. 

 [ "pasture chubby" ]

1: This happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. Next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your penis. This is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damnit, these jeans are too tight, now I have a pasture chubby." her: "Babe, why is your penis hard?" 

 [ "Pasture pool" ]

1: Another for golfing.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go play pasture pool (golf).