" pasts "

 [ "pasting" ]

1: When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

  * e.g.,  ... Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?" 

 [ "pasted" ]

1: Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

  * e.g.,  ... I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season  

 [ "pasting" ]

1: Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix. My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting. 

 [ "Past" ]

1: Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

  * e.g.,  ... Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed? 

 [ "pasting" ]

1: serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

  * e.g.,  ... Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday. 

 [ "pasting" ]

1: The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?" 

 [ "Pasting" ]

1: The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, what are you doing after school?" 

 [ "Pasting" ]

1: Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples to get high

  * e.g.,  ... Bro: "Dude, why is there toothpaste on your nipples?" You: "Because I'm pasting so hard right now." 

 [ "Pasting" ]

1: Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation. Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

  * e.g.,  ... You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro. 

 [ "past" ]

1: A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.

  * e.g.,  ... The past wasn't that bad.