" pasteurized "

 [ "pasteurize" ]

1: When something is too far for you to see.

  * e.g.,  ... "'Ey Jimmy, where'd you say it was again?" 

 [ "Pasteurized" ]

1: Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!" 

 [ "Louis Pasteur" ]

1: Da guy who invented the Pasteurization process and studied germs and without whom we would not have Rabies Vaccinations. He Pwns.

  * e.g.,  ... Rabies shots were invented by Louis Pasteur 

 [ "pasteurized milk" ]

1: Milk from cows that live in pastures.

  * e.g.,  ... MMMM that that pasteurized milk is good. you can tell it doesn't come from battery cows.