" parishes "

 [ "Parish" ]

1: Beautiful boy. Very helpful and smart. It is always good to have a Parish in your life

  * e.g.,  ... I love you Parish 

 [ "Parish" ]

1: a Louisiana county

  * e.g.,  ... Some Louisianians grow up not knowing that other states in the US call parishes "counties." He couldn't attend an Orleans parish public school with his friends because his parents moved to Jefferson parish. 

 [ "the parish" ]

1: The Parish refers to St Bernard Parish, a poor and undereducated county just east of New Orleans. Really, you have to say, "da Parish" in a half Brooklynese/half Southern accent, typical of yats around the area.

  * e.g.,  ... "Cher, I'm headed out ta the Parish for a Crawfish bewl before the Saints game" 

 [ "Parish" ]

1: when someone is acting slow

  * e.g.,  ... You acting parish. 

 [ "parish" ]

1: When attaining a level of drunk in where you are ready to hook up with absoulutelye anybody, this word is close reltive of leet or chill.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo im soooo fuckiung drnk right now! LEET OR THEN CHILL OR MAYBE PARISH?!?!?!?!?1 

 [ "parish" ]

1: adj - The worst story teller in the history of story tellers.

  * e.g.,  ... Frederick: "One day I got on a big fucking bus that smelled of hot piss and nasty, hot air. I promised myself I would never do it again, but two days later I found myself on that fucking shitmobile. Then, as I came to a hault..." 

 [ "Tom Parish" ]

1:  A homie

  * e.g.,  ... Tom Parish: "Ted I've made a huge mistake, I have fumbled the bag" 

 [ "Tom Parish" ]

2:  A bag fumbler

 [ "Riley Parish" ]

1: A Fat gay sheep rooter who is always complaining about something and cracks tanties multiple times on a daily basis

  * e.g.,  ... Riley Parish is a fat homo 

 [ "Tom Parish" ]

1: Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag. 

 [ "Parish Chilton" ]

1: An upper white trash version of Paris Hilton. A white trash female or transvestite who aspires to be like Ms. Hilton and who consciously adopts fashions, speech and mannerisms made famous by the spoiled scioness of the Hotel magnate.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. Oh and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.  

 [ "Parish Chilton" ]

2: A conjunction of the two terms Parish and Chilton, each with mainstream references, e.g., "Parish" is the Louisiana equivalent to "County" and "Chilton" is a reference to the Auto Parts Reference Manual. The urbandictionary.com definitions of these terms are considerably seedier and decidedly connote that which is thoroughgoingly low class.

  * e.g.,  ... Marcus: "One word, Bobby. . . go girl!"