" pantries "

 [ "in the pantry" ]

1: A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!" 

 [ "In The Pantry" ]

1: Someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight. When someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Dude, I'm just big boned. 

 [ "Pantried" ]

1: The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face. 

 [ "pantry" ]

1: A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry. 

 [ "Pantry" ]

1: A wonderful place, why would you ruin it by shitting in it?

  * e.g.,  ... That Brexit, its such a mess it's like shitting in the Queen's pantry 

 [ "Pantry nazi" ]

1: A person who denies others of food.

  * e.g.,  ... That Stacey is such a pantry nazi. She doesn’t allow anyone to eat. 

 [ "Bermuda Pantry" ]

1: Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit! 

 [ "pantry raping" ]

1: Pantry raping is the occurence of taking food and/or beverages from ones pantry without the owner of the pantry knowing. The quantity of the food and/or beverages taken is usually large and quite significant that the owner of the pantry would notcie that his/her pantry has just been raped. This happens a lot in today's society especially amongst university and college students who live outside of home.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeh, I just did an epic pantry raping at my parents' and got all these chocolate biscuits. This will be my diet for the rest of the month. 

 [ "handsy in the pantry" ]

1: A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

  * e.g.,  ... Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!" 

 [ "dutch pantry" ]

1: the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

  * e.g.,  ... my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it