" palps "

 [ "Palps" ]

1: a shortened, derogatory nickname for Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars.

  * e.g.,  ... Emergency powers? That sounds too much like Palps. 

 [ "palp" ]

1: To equip oneself or one's bike with a particular part or accessory. Popularized by Bikesnob NYC

  * e.g.,  ... "I currently palp a Surly Crosscheck with full fenders and a rear rack." "Riders often palp more traditional wheels and equipment due to the rough cobblestones." 

 [ "Palped" ]

1: To be caused harm, serious injury or death in a fashion resembling the characteristic evil wielded by Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire.

  * e.g.,  ... Mace Windu was totally Palped by the Emperor’s force lightening. Did you see where he landed? 

 [ "PALP" ]

1: PALP

  * e.g.,  ... You got Palped 

 [ "PALP" ]

2: ALWAYS PALP

  * e.g.,  ... PALP YOU 

 [ "PALP" ]

3: LOVE PALPING PLAN ON PALPING

  * e.g.,  ... I need some Palping 

 [ "palp" ]

1: The root of the word, "palpable", which simply means, "tangible", but as it sounds kinda dirty its uses are diverse.

  * e.g.,  ... "The fear is palpable. Yes, you can actually palp it." 

 [ "Palp" ]

1: Taking a week off work and everyone thinks you died.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey guys pulling a Palp. *Takes a month off work and everyone thinks he died* 

 [ "Palping" ]

1: To squeeze the clitoris of a vagina until it pops.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, are you ready for that palping session with Jessica?