" outlooks "

 [ "outlook" ]

1: A program that facilitates the transmission of viruses across the intarweb. Also used for reading and sending emails.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh bollocks, outlook just crashed my machine :( 

 [ "Outlook" ]

1: Small town in the middle of Saskatchewan.

  * e.g.,  ... Where are you from? 

 [ "Outlook" ]

2: Population approx. 2,500.

  * e.g.,  ... Outlook 

 [ "Outlook" ]

1: A shitter version of G-mail

  * e.g.,  ... I punched him because he was using Outlook 

 [ "Outlook" ]

2: (People who use it deserve to be spat on)

 [ "outlook express" ]

1: A piece of shit fucking program that Microsoft made!

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to apply for a job today but, Outlook Express fucked me over with an error. 

 [ "Outlook Express" ]

1: A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.

  * e.g.,  ... When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email. 

 [ "Outlook Dump" ]

1: A shit that takes place often in the morning. This dump is so large and relieving that it improves ones outlook for the entire day. Sometimes referred to as an OD or POD for positive outlook dump.

  * e.g.,  ... My day was off to a rough start untill I dropped an outlook dump on my way out of the house! 

 [ "Stable Outlook" ]

1:  A calm, centered, present-moment "mindfulness" point of view gained from working with horses and donkeys in an equine facilitated setting in Lincoln, Nebraska. The balanced way of moving forward for an equine after receiving a barefoot, natural trim. A point of view from the perspective of a baby lying in a manger wrapped in swaddling clothes. A sense of economic well-being.

  * e.g.,  ...  Example: "After being with the horses and donkeys, I definitely have a Stable Outlook." 

 [ "check my outlook" ]

1: When your company uses Microsoft Outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in Microsoft Outlook for more information.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy #1: Smith are you coming to Peter's leaving do? 

 [ "Replaced by an Outlook Rule" ]

1: When someone has no original content of their own and simply forwards other people's emails, they can be replaced by a rule in Outlook to automatically forward mail.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: I sent Ben an email asking for some info and he just forwarded me a message from Jan. 

 [ "Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes" ]

1: Mepham High school's motto, designed to brain wash students from day 1

  * e.g.,  ... Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes, was conceived after the administration consumed copious amounts of meth