" ossifies "

 [ "ossified" ]

1: Too intoxicated to function properly

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight I am getting ossified 

 [ "Ossified" ]

1: to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

  * e.g.,  ... "man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!" 

 [ "ossified" ]

1: (Irish) locked to the point you can't move

  * e.g.,  ... Liz was utterly ossified the other night 

 [ "Ossify" ]

1: verb- to become stiff and bone.

  * e.g.,  ... If you feel something ossified in your pants, don't be alarmed. It's an erection. If you're a girl and you felt the same the way, be alarmed. You're most likely a shemale. "ossify" 

 [ "Ossified" ]

1: Thoroughly boned. Intercourse so pleasurable one can hardly move after. Alternate meaning: fucked.

  * e.g.,  ... He was certainly ossified after that adventure. /or/ "Get ossified!" /or/ The two were destined for ossification. 

 [ "ossified" ]

1: An urban irish term for being totally drunk

  * e.g.,  ... "I am completely ossified at the moment..I can't possible drive that tractor!"