" ornamentals "

 [ "ornamental" ]

1: a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

  * e.g.,  ... Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him. 

 [ "ornamental" ]

1: An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

  * e.g.,  ... "Check out that ornamental with Brad." 

 [ "ornamental" ]

2: Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah man, lucky jackass." 

 [ "ornament" ]

1: a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

  * e.g.,  ... "dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!" 

 [ "Ornament" ]

1: a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

  * e.g.,  ... Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying 

 [ "Wood Ornament" ]

1: A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament. -or- Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament? 

 [ "christmas ornament" ]

1: a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass 

 [ "dick ornament" ]

1: A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

  * e.g.,  ... "Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament." 

 [ "Ornament Eyes" ]

1: Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

  * e.g.,  ... Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce? 

 [ "jizz ornament" ]

1: Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

  * e.g.,  ... Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night? 

 [ "cock ornament" ]

1: A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!