" occasioning "

 [ "Rise to the occasion" ]

1:  To meet the challenge of an event; to try extra hard to do a task. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation. To do what is needed at the time. To get a boner

  * e.g.,  ... ________________________________________________ 

 [ "Asian Occasion" ]

1: When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion. 

 [ "asian occasion" ]

1: The act of coitus with a member of the Asian race, almost always by a non-Asian.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that Brian fucked that fat Jap broad? He's always down for an Asian occasion.  

 [ "Special occasion" ]

1: The perfect time to give cigars, beer, and zippos to a person of higher authority.

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight is a special occasion. You should be there. 

 [ "not dressed for the occasion" ]

1: This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion" 

 [ "Dressed for the occasion" ]

1: Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight. 

 [ "chocolate occasion" ]

1: The act of pooping one's pants (sometimes, but not always, accidentally).

  * e.g.,  ... I think it's time to change the little one's diaper. Smells like there's been a chocolate occasion. 

 [ "rare occasion" ]

1: Seeing Angela.

  * e.g.,  ... Angela - "I thought you meant catching the bus was on rare occasions Josh?" Josh - "Seeing you Angela, is a rare occasion." 

 [ "special occasion zit" ]

1: (n) A zit that appears on the skin of a person before a special occasion such as family gatherings, professional photo ops, parties, extravaganzas, dates, and holidays.

  * e.g.,  ... Example: I have been so excited to finally go on a date with Russell. Not suprisingly the day before our date I got a special occasion zit. 

 [ "Special Naked Occasion" ]

1: A Special Naked Occasion is an episode of Sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.