" nukes "

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1: seriously attractive and well endowed female breasts, that you can't but help be shell-shocked into gawping at them.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the nukes on that!!!!! 

 [ "Nuke" ]

1: A Motherfucking BOMB

  * e.g.,  ... Let's drop the nuke bois. 

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1: The internet's solution for any atrocities or social issues in any foreign country.

  * e.g.,  ... "Canada hunts baby seals." 

 [ "nuke it" ]

1: To microwave something.

  * e.g.,  ... -What are you eating? 

 [ "nuked" ]

1: When a underground file ripping crew purposely removes one or more archives of a release, rendering it useless.

  * e.g.,  ... *Nuked File* = I just downloaded 2 gigabytes for nothing, FUCK! 

 [ "Nuked" ]

1: The act of getting so completely swole that your body resembles a mushroom cloud

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Bro did you see Brian lately? 

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1: vt.

  * e.g.,  ...  After years of patent hostility, US Emperor-For-Life George Bush finally nuked France in 2020, resulting in the formation of the "Freedom Sea". 

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2:  To attack with a nuclear weapon, or to otherwise bring about widespread and utter destruction.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Just nuke those vegetables for five minutes on High, it's much quicker than steaming them." 

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3:  To cook a foodstuff in a microwave oven (it is a common misconception that microwave energy is a form of nuclear radiation).

  * e.g.,  ...  The webhosting company nuked Jamal's "penile enhancement" sites because he was caught spamming. 

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4:  To delete a computer user's accounts without warning, typically for abuse.

 [ "nuke" ]

1:  a Navy term meaning "overthink" that implies you are thinking like a nuke (as defined in the second definition).

  * e.g.,  ... (for definition 1): 

 [ "nuke" ]

2:  a person in the Navy, either enlisted or officer, who has had nuclear training and currently works in the field. These people require a higher pre-entrance testing score on their ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) and tend to be smarter than the average person in the Navy, and many times tend to lack common sense.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't nuke it." 

 [ "nuke" ]

1: A US sailor, either enlisted or commissioned officer, who has successfully finished the US Navy nuclear power pipeline and is qualified to operate the nuclear power plants aboard aircraft carriers or submarines.

  * e.g.,  ... A: So, what do you do in the Navy? 

 [ "nuke" ]

2: Prospective nukes are subjected to intense scrutiny and higher standards of behavior and technical knowledge than your standard sailor. They are the elite of the elites.

  * e.g.,  ... B: I'm a nuke. 

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3: Nukes often advance quickly through the ranks due to the amount and intensity of training they are subjected to while as a student.

  * e.g.,  ... A: Wow. 

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4: Nuke school is widely considered to be one of the toughest schools offered in the military.

  * e.g.,  ... B: (with much hubris) Yeah, it's tough being the best of the best. 

 [ "Nuke" ]

1:  Nuke (noun, slang) - A Thermonulcear Weapon.

  * e.g.,  ...  The Enola Gay dropped a Nuke on Hiroshima. 

 [ "Nuke" ]

2:  Nuke (verb, slang) - To attack a target with a Thermonuclear Weapon.

  * e.g.,  ...  The City of Hiroshima was Nuked. 

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3:  Nuke (verb, slang) - To cook food in a Microwave Oven.

  * e.g.,  ...  I just nuked some leftovers for dinner.