" nighthawks "

 [ "nighthawk" ]

1: Someone who has a natural affinity with night. Insomniac, late night lover who burns the candle at both ends.

  * e.g.,  ... That bloke never sleeps, always creeping around at night. Definetely a surefire nighthawk. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1: Nighthawk (verb): To wake up in the morning still drunk from the night before, and continue to drink, thus submitting to the darkness. When one nighthawks, they are typically rendered useless for more than 24 hours. Please consult a physician before you nighthawk.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I nighthawked so hard on Saturday that I woke up at my desk on Monday. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1: A person who stays up all night, and sleeps during the day.

  * e.g.,  ... Emily is such a Nighthawk she stayed up all night making cd's for her batmobile. 

 [ "nighthawking" ]

1: The act of two men meeting up, having a vicious fight - then giving each other one up the plopper.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack was covered in bruises and walking like John Wayne... He'd been nighthawking again. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1: A model of Honda motorcycle that is highly dependable.

  * e.g.,  ... My friends '90 Nighthawk runs like a watch. 

 [ "Nighthawker" ]

1: Nighthawkers are basically people who stay up late on Facebook and they post just after midnight on your wall. They get a fuck-off buzz out of it, apparently. Fuck knows why.

  * e.g.,  ... No Birthday posts yet. Well it is half five in the morning, but I have expected at least a couple of Nighthawkers by now. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1: Someone who does work for you while you're asleep, usually on the other side of the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Hell, no, I'm not pulling an all-nighter! I've got an army of nighthawks in Bangalore to do that shit. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1: A dirty bastard that hangs out in truck stop restrooms, waiting for young boys to innocently wander in, or perhaps even for infants to be abandoned, so that he may do horrendous sexual acts to them, and then scuttle off into the night to weep openly about nothing in particular. Just a sad, filthy troll that must remain nocturnal, so as to better avoid an enraged general public, who would certainly play jump-rope with his intestines, were he to be captured. Nighthawks are also fond of maintaining a fragile self-importance through the enjoyment of silly mmorg's (massively multiplayer online roleplaying games), that no one with a real set of balls would bother to take seriously.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I know this guy who's a total nighthawk! Yeah, he spends his nights in bathroom stalls at the local Flying J truck stop, lapping at the choads of young boys who wander in to tinkle. This one poor kid's dad almost caught the guy, but the nighthawk was crying so loud, it burst the dad's eardrums, and the nighthawk escaped into a maze of dumpsters, out back of the place. Oh, he also runs a "football" team on some goofy mmorg game. Yeah, he talks shit like it's somehow redeeming next to the fact that he's a filthy letch, who should be the victim of diaherea bukakke. Goddamn nighthawks are sad bastards, man. 

 [ "Nighthawk" ]

1:  A person who enjoys going to random parties in the middle of the night to hook up with some random drunk girl and then leaves right after the hook up without giving your name or number. A person who gets super high at night and goes to buy fast food.

  * e.g.,  ... is that guy a nighthawk? i have no idea who that guy is, but he's hooking up with that kids girlfriend. 

 [ "nighthawk" ]

1: The greatest computer security guru of all time, in leagues with enigma.

  * e.g.,  ... hey man, have you talked to nighthawk lately? he is so leet...