" nightgowns "

 [ "nightgowning" ]

1: (v.) the act of hiking up one's leg garments in order to hide them under a longer than normal torso garment to provide one's peers with the appearance that you are not wearing said leg garments

  * e.g.,  ... When Jeph's jersey was hanging over his shorts he looked like he he had a nightgown on. He was actively nightgowning. 

 [ "nightgown" ]

1: Pistol

  * e.g.,  ... never leave the house without my nightgown 

 [ "Voltron Nightgown" ]

1: Pretty much the only sex position in which a man can pleasure 4 women at once.

  * e.g.,  ... When I found myself alone with four women they jumped on me and we formed a Voltron Nightgown 

 [ "Voltron Nightgown" ]

1: An electrically-charged condom, powered by a battery.

  * e.g.,  ... Theresa? I heard her cooter is so loose, she needs a Voltron Nightgown just to get off. 

 [ "New Jersey Nightgown" ]

1: An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.