" narrates "

 [ "The Narrator" ]

1: A male who, while engaged in sexual activity, will narrate, or provide commentary of events and actions as he makes them.

  * e.g.,  ... Kurt decided to be The Narrator last night, so I left. 

 [ "narrator" ]

1: The narrator is the passive voice in the story. He/She/It will usually tell the reader or viewer what is going on and other little tidbits of information the main characters don't even know about.

  * e.g.,  ... Some narrators in famous books, movies, stories: The Brothers Karamazov, Fight Club, The Red Death. 

 [ "Narration" ]

1: The act of narrating your own life

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1"I sat down at looked disgustingly at my meal. I never told her that I hate her cooking but some how I think she knows". Person 2"Stop the damn Narration". 

 [ "Narrator" ]

1: Contrary to popular belief, Narrator is not a program on your computer to help those with hearing deficiency. It is the voice that comes from the soul of the pc. Its sole purpose is to bring joy by saying, "all your base are belonging to us" or "roflcopter soi soi soi." If you happen to come across a particularly funny lolcats banner, it is critical to type this to the Narrator so that he may heal the wounds of your soul.

  * e.g.,  ... "ZOMFG this cat is so funni, lawlz. I need to tell teh narratorz!" 

 [ "narrator" ]

1: when two people are having sex, one person is watching while one is facing away masturbating. The one person watching is describing what the couple are doing while the person masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to my friends house and got involved in a narrator again. 

 [ "Narrator" ]

1: A term from Call of Duty Zombies where a player takes a large crowd of zombies and gets in your way causing you to go down.

  * e.g.,  ... "You dick you pulled a Narrator and I went down" 

 [ "Narrator" ]

1: Someone who awkwardly narrates every moment throughout sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Jay (sensually creepy): Oh yeah, get on that table and bend over like that..yeah. 

 [ "The Narrator" ]

1: The Narrator from The Stanley Parable is the concept of divorce.

  * e.g.,  ... “You need to get The Narrator with Jeff, you’re not in a healthy marriage.” 

 [ "Your Narrator" ]

1: The man with a voice and apart of the green gang his voice strikes fear into the purple gang

  * e.g.,  ... Dude Your Narrator's voice made the purple gang run away DAWG! 

 [ "Unreliable Narrator" ]

1: When in a story, the voice that speaks to the audience purposely misleads them to better position them for a surprise, double cross, or twistaroni

  * e.g.,  ... dude from fight club was an unreliable Narrator, much like whoever wrote this example