" naans "

 [ "naan" ]

1: To inflict punishment onto ones self, for acts, either real or percieved, in which verbal abuse is not enough.

  * e.g.,  ... I just locked my keys in the car, it is time to naan! <the individual who said this phrase will now launch into some form of self mutilation> 

 [ "naan" ]

1: Not another. Not a nair nuttin. Out of them.

  * e.g.,  ... Ho you dont know naan nigga, that dress fresher than me!  

 [ "naan" ]

1: a type of indian flat bread...most white people have them plain.

  * e.g.,  ... Waiter:Would u like any naans? 

 [ "Naan" ]

1: A codeword for pussy, closely linked with the good naan bread. is very helpufl when wishing to talk about pussy,poon or girls in regular conversation

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: MMM man im so keen for some naan tonight 

 [ "Naan." ]

1: A hot girl

  * e.g.,  ...  She is full blown Naan.(random girl) 

 [ "Swiftly Naan" ]

1: A portable self microwaving naan bread for use on the move.

  * e.g.,  ... "I could really do with a swiftly naan right about now" 

 [ "Swiftly Naan" ]

2: Also can be doubled up to be used as naan flip flops - a warm, soft alternative to footwear.

  * e.g.,  ... "SWIFTLY NAAN!!!" 

 [ "Naan Slap" ]

1: Playfully hitting another with baked Indian bread as a token of affection. Something lesbians do.

  * e.g.,  ... The Toolbook always loves a good Naan Slap! 

 [ "Naan" ]

1: Term used to state that you would rather not or pass on a situation or choice.

  * e.g.,  ... I was asked to go to a party but I said “Naan. I’ll pass this time.” 

 [ "Keema Naan" ]

1: An Indian style bread cooked in tandoori oils. It is filled with spiced meat, much better than a garlic naan. Has mystical powers, some say it bring back the dead but the dead never eat it so they never get brought back. It's more than just a naan it will turn you into a superhunaan. Can make you burst out into song. It also tastes really good.

  * e.g.,  ... "Keema Naan? 'Ell of a shout!" "Keema Naan, Keema Naan, gimme gimme Keema Naan Na Naa Naan" 

 [ "Premium naan" ]

1: The type of elegant gushy gush that makes you come back for seconds, typically Portuguese tings bruv, premium naan

  * e.g.,  ... "yo bruv, see that leng 1010 over there, she's got the premium naan bruv" "walks off wearing kenzo bally"