" mules "

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1: a terrible shoe that appeared on the market originally in the late seventies. The shoe was unfortunately revamped in the late nineties, but quickly faded into obscurity.

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1: Another word for horse power in a motor vehicle

  * e.g.,  ... Man my '00 Ford Explorer has straight mules  

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1: mule

  * e.g.,  ... Bob is the mule for our drugs. 

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2: n.

  * e.g.,  ... Mulebob is a 1st level character who's a mule for all our gear that we haven't sold yet. 

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3:  A carrier of things for someone else; often used to refer to a carrier of illegal drugs, or a video game character who functions as a holding space for items for another character.

  * e.g.,  ... We'll give that item to Mulebob to mule over to your character in that other place. 

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4: v.

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5:  To hold or transit for someone else.

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1: Mostly used on online games.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: I'll give you some rare items and money so you can beat other new players. 

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2: Muling is the process where an experienced player of an online game gives items or money to a new player (most commonly a friend) to help them get started in the virtual environment.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 2: Isn't that muling? 

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3: Thus making this new player much better than anyone else who like him has just started.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: So....? 

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4: a.k.a twinking

 [ "Muling" ]

1: A regional (Swansea) term for extremely ugly or not very pretty. Usually applies to the female of the species but can also apply to men or objects.

  * e.g.,  ... That bird you pulled last night was muling. 

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1: The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

  * e.g.,  ... I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule. 

 [ "The Mule" ]

1: A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate. 

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1: An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.

  * e.g.,  ... All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing. 

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1: Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game term. Used to define extra characters that are created for the soul purpose of extra item slots.

  * e.g.,  ... "Brb guys, getting stuff of my mule." 

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1: When one walks through a fart, carrying it with them into another area or room.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, gross! You muled that fart in here from the bedroom!