" muffled "

 [ "muffled" ]

1: When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

  * e.g.,  ... I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch! 

 [ "muffled" ]

1: also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

  * e.g.,  ... He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass! 

 [ "Muffling" ]

1: A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person. The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.

  * e.g.,  ... Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling. 

 [ "muffling" ]

1: When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

  * e.g.,  ... The Queen was muffling Trump. 

 [ "muffle" ]

1: To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

  * e.g.,  ... sussan: oh no lisa's out cold carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing 

 [ "Muffled" ]

1: verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

  * e.g.,  ... "What happened to Chris last night?" 

 [ "muffling" ]

1: The feminine version of teabagging.

  * e.g.,  ... film me sarah film me!! 

 [ "Muffling" ]

1: It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

  * e.g.,  ... “Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo” 

 [ "muffle" ]

1: Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.

  * e.g.,  ... I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work. 

 [ "muffle" ]

1: Short for muff licker.

  * e.g.,  ... Your nan's a muff licker!