" muffed "

 [ "muffed" ]

1: another use for fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... Damn your ass got muffed up 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: to high five someone's face aggressively

  * e.g.,  ... damn! he just muffed the bartender! 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

  * e.g.,  ... I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower. 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

  * e.g.,  ... Broski why does this chair smell like ass??? oh Elaine muffed... 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

  * e.g.,  ... Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night? Tyler- No why? Mikey- He was muffed! Tyler- Damn! 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, have you ever muffed a girl? 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

  * e.g.,  ... I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff. 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: to be ugly or unattractive

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, that girl is muffed!" 

 [ "muffed" ]

1: verb-to make out with or kiss

  * e.g.,  ... cesar:"have you muffed her yet?" 

 [ "muffing" ]

1: a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

  * e.g.,  ... I LOVED muffing her last night