" muds "

 [ "In the mud" ]

1: A phrase to describe the negative outcome of a set of circumstances that have put you in a tricky situation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Boys I've been to the doctors and it's not good news. I've got 3 months to live." "Ahh mate you're in the mud there" "Unlucky mate, sounds like you're severely mudded" "A true mudding" 

 [ "In the mud" ]

1: When you get in trouble and you can’t get out of

  * e.g.,  ... Boy you in the mud if she keeps bitching you my guy 

 [ "Mudded" ]

1: A slang word used to describe something fucked up, ruined, or horrible/bad.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro that shit mudded as fuck. 

 [ "Mud" ]

1: The streets or from nothing

  * e.g.,  ... Ya we made it and we got it from the mud 

 [ "mudding" ]

1: to go out in the mud in the back of a truck or jeep or other 4x4 vehicle and spin in the mud until all the occupants are covered in mud.

  * e.g.,  ... I am so dirty. We went mudding earlier and I just know this mud won't come out of my clothes! 

 [ "MUD" ]

1: Multiple Username Disorder: A condition that compels those inflicted to create a multitude of aliases on websites such as 'IMDb', in order to praise or defend their own message-board posts -- the ultimate goal being to elevate these aliases to becoming the board leaders, and thereby controlling all topics of discussion. Often, the MUD sufferer will create lengthy message-board threads, in which the posts are entirely by his/her imaginary correspondents.

  * e.g.,  ... Every freakin' internet discussion board you check-out these days seems to have a minimum of 2 MUD cases trying to monopolize the conversation with either every single banality that pops into their boring, schizoid minds, or squabbling and name-calling as they compete for the same space – Chief Nut-job. 

 [ "Mudding" ]

1: Dragging my big ole hog thru your ass

  * e.g.,  ... Hey wanna go mudding 

 [ "Mud" ]

1: In Houston its means the ever so great purple stuff.

  * e.g.,  ... Mayne! im stuck in the mud. 

 [ "MUD" ]

1: Acronym for Multi User Dungeon.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you created a charachter on the MUD yet? 

 [ "MUD" ]

2: A text based online multiplayer game format dating back to the early days of the internet, several still popular today.

  * e.g.,  ... I was up all night mudding online. 

 [ "the mud" ]

1: The worst kind of diarrhea, usually occurring after a bowel-angering meal. Typical stages of the mud include, but are not limited to: farts you don't want to let out for fear that it won't only be air, followed by 20+ minutes of anal hell. Allow 15 minutes for cleanup.

  * e.g.,  ... Colin: *knocks on bathroom door* Chris, I need in there! The Chipotle we ate wants out! Chris: I can't leave....its the mud...THE MUUUUD!! Colin: My God!